One useless cat! Caught in the act!
>>>>I'm not a cat lover. Never have been. There's something about cats that make my skin crawl. They are sly, sneaky, like snakes with hair, legs and paws. They seem so untrustworthy and the biggest hypocrites ever to survive. I don't like that they are quiet; I don't like their soul-piercing eyes and I can't stand they hump up their backs and make that wicked sound in attack mode--reminds of the word friction. Anyway, no offense to those who do love love love cats and your own cats. More power to you!
However, it's stories like Pooran's that cause me to see past all my cat hate'in and say "aww how cute!"